Patrizia Webley
Nude

Patrizia Webley is a large-breasted blonde from Italy. What a pizza ass she is! Her toppings were first served up hot in Classe mista (known internationally as Coeds) (1976). We see Patrizia’s perfectly-proportioned perkies in the shower. What makes these shapely sharpies more impressive is that they’re real. Patrizia did not patronize her fans, that’s for sure. Her co-ed boobs are certainly addicting, but wait until you see them in the 1977 Italian crime-thriller The Heroin Busters. Patrizia plays a character called “Blonde Lesbian,” so you can guess where her boobs end up and why we’re so enthusiastic about this role. They press against the much smaller lovelies of Sherry Buchanan during a steamy Sapphic sex scene. But all that was only an appetizer for the main dish of Malabimba: The Malicious Whore (1979). Yes, she finally delivers the pizza pie! We not only see Patrizia’s boobs, butt, and bush, but lips and a hardcore sex scene! It’s a body double, not Patrizia, who gets plowed, but it’s skinvigorating all the same. She gave us an even better shot of her hair-pie in the X-rated horror-crime film Play Motel (1979). During a bizarre S&M scene, the camera closes in on a tied-up Patrizia as a man rubs a fake golden snake over her most intimate part. Of course, her gargantuan glands don’t escape the snake’s notice. Patrizia’s last acting credit dates to 1981, and we’re not sure what she did after that. All we know is that she left two heavy Italian torpedoes in the skinematic canon–and for that Mr. Skin salutes her.